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Just a little funny

teletalker — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:56:07 GMT

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with ...

Rabid Dogs are Useful

ns0127 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:03:13 GMT

One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. My wife, the man replied.

I'm sorry, said Bill, what happened to her?

My dog bit her and she died. Bill then asked the man who was in the second ...

Marijuana pros and cons

Fancy1 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:11:11 GMT

There has been much talk about legalizing marijuana in the past.

Most arguements are for medical purposes or maybe taxes the goverment can earn off it.

What do you believe are the pros and/or cons of the legalization of marijuana?

Condoms in schools!?

Fancy1 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:54:25 GMT

Would condoms in public schools help lower teen pregnancy rates?

Can condoms be distributed without upsetting religious doctrine?

Would condoms in public schools reduce sexually transmitted diseases?

Will condom distribution make students more sexually responsible?

Censorship

IstaHunwi — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:52:24 GMT

Hi everyone. I've been wondering what your take on censorship in today's media is? There has been a drastic shift in what is allowed on TV and in magazines, ect. in the past 15 or so years. Nudity, violence, and foul language are all mainstream. What are your views on how things have progressed? Do you think there should be more censorship? Do you think there should be less? When is enough enough?

Feel free to share your opinions in an adult manner. Respect each other and express ...

$5 IAMS Coupon-mail

teletalker — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:00:40 GMT

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Buy One Bag, Get One FREE - Corazonas

teletalker — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:56:57 GMT

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Buy One Bag, Get One FREE at Walgreens!

Joann Coupons - Print

FreebieZombie — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:17:52 GMT

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Is Budwieser for sell?

Fancy1 — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:30:40 GMT

InBev, a company that owns the Beck's, Stella Artois and Leffe brands, has offered $46 billion for the company Anheuser-Busch.The Belgian owner of brands in Europe and Latin America bid $65 for each share of Anheuser-Busch, the St. Louis company.If Anheuser-Busch accepts the bid InBev will control half of the U.S. beer market. It's not clear what Anheuser-Busch thinks of this offer just yet.InBev said if the deal came through it would plan to keep St. Louis the headquarters for InBev's North ...

Should Celebrities from the United States adopt abroad.

Fancy1 — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:09:23 GMT

This one I will leave up to you all to start the debate. I have my own firm beliefs but would like to see you all step in and tell me How you feel first. I will join in later.

Should Celebrities adopt abroad?

Cuisinart Coffee

IstaHunwi — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:05:44 GMT

Mmmm! Coffee!

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Free $5 gift card to Zaxby�s

Donna — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:19:25 GMT

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DRUNKEN LIMP

ns0127 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:28:33 GMT

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said ...

Gravy Ladle

ns0127 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:58:13 GMT

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."

About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever ...

Election 2008 (funny)

bluewolf — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:04:56 GMT

A little political jibjabbin'

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Election 2008

Thought this was quite funny. (you can put yourself in there also)

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FreebieZombie — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:36:18 GMT

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Sack of Fries for $.99 at White Castle-Print

FreebieZombie — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:26:43 GMT

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Expires: 9/8

Free Diet coke with taco salad purchase at Hardees-Print

FreebieZombie — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:19:01 GMT

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Expires July, 31 2008

20% Purchase at Michaels -Print -Expires 7/26

FreebieZombie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:17:53 GMT

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Save $1 on Scrubbing Bubbles Mega Shower Foamer! -Print

FreebieZombie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:07:38 GMT

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Free Hartz UltraGuard Pro Topical for dog or cat

Donna — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:44:43 GMT

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3 Free Issues of Esquire Mag

IstaHunwi — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:54:21 GMT

You get 3 free issues of Esquire magazine. This is through startsampling.

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Simply American Greetings ~ Walmart

IstaHunwi — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:43:08 GMT

Introducing Simply American Greetings cards. You�ll love the unique designs you�d expect from cards costing much more, and individual, protective wrapping that lets you keep plenty on hand for every occasion.

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Old Spice body wash ~ WM

DreamWeaver — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:19:33 GMT

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Fisher Price Play Date House Party

Kriss — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:47:45 GMT

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If you are selected to host, your amazing FREE party package will include:

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1 Laugh & Learn� Fun with Friends� Musical Table

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1 Go Baby Go Crawl & Cruise Musical Jungle�

10 Fisher-Price toys to share with your guests, including Poppity Pop�, Rock-A-Stack�, and Friendly Flip Phone�

10 Infant Product Guides

10 coupons ...

Barbie and TNT Apply Now is up!

corkyfree — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:11:01 GMT

You can apply to these parties now!

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Todays Mail

April Anne — Tue, 06 May 2008 03:13:12 GMT

Today I got...

Corazonas Chips with heart pendant

Charm from Lean Cuisine

Buzzy Seeds Cayenne Pepper

Dove Shampoo and Conditioner from Wal-Mart

FREE Surfergurl Key Chain -

Fancy1 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:22:23 GMT

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Lipstick in School (Priceless!)

teletalker — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:14:13 GMT

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something ...

The Secret to Landing on the Sun

ns0127 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:13:38 GMT

There was a German, an American and a Blonde.

The German said he was the first on Mars.

The American said he was the first on the moon.

The blonde said she would be the first one on the sun. The German and the American laughed. "How are you gonna do that?!" they asked.

The Blond smiled and said "I have a secret... I'll go at night."

REVENGE IS SWEET.

bluewolf — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:43:01 GMT

Construction workers get whats coming to them.

(Adult warning)(butt view)

Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru

ns0127 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:16:26 GMT

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. ...

~June CONTEST!!!!~

IstaHunwi — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:22:11 GMT

Hey everyone! I have some wonderful news for you! We decided it was time for a contest. One that will get you guys excited. So, let's get to it.

The person who posts the most ORIGINAL freebies in one week's time will win this contest.

These cannot be reposts. These cannot be stolen from another one of our members. ~~~Please try to get decent freebies and not just junk mail.~~~

The prize?

One box of samples. This is not junk, by any means. These are great ...

Funny Quotes

IstaHunwi — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:36:32 GMT

Robin: Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.

Alone: In bad company.

If ever you should need my life, come and take it.

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully ...

What your brain is worth

ns0127 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:10:59 GMT

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.'

The family members ...

Polite Way To Go Pee

ns0127 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:13:13 GMT

A little word from Johnny to start the day..

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter ...

good news , bad news

ns0127 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:14:31 GMT

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

"I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent ...

Fishing trip

ns0127 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:58:39 GMT

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up ...

Top 24 Funniest Signs

IstaHunwi — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:31:17 GMT

24. In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

23. In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."

22. In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"

21. On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

20. On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

19. At a number of military bases: "Restricted to ...

Free Chick-fil-A Combo Meal 7/11/08

DreamWeaver — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:32:18 GMT

Dress

like a cow from head to hoof for our 4th annual Cow Appreciation Day�

(July 11, 2008) and get a complimentary combo meal (breakfast, lunch or

dinner) from Chick-fil-A.

Not

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Send this email to your

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From the pens of kids

bluewolf — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:46:26 GMT

..From the pens of kids

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you're surrounded by sea you're an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you're incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breathes through an a&%hole on the top of its head. (Billy age eight)

6) My ...

Free Explorer's Bounty Coffee

DreamWeaver — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:58:53 GMT

Fill out the form and receive a free sample of this organic coffee..yum!!

You don't have to put anything but your mailing info for it to process it.

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~June CONTEST!!!!~

IstaHunwi — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:26:18 GMT

TNT Ladies Night House Party

Donna — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:34:41 GMT

new houseparty coming soon

Free Toothpaste for answering Survey

Kriss — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:58:17 GMT

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$25 Orvis Gift Card for Filling Out Survey

Kriss — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:51:15 GMT

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The Cop Gave A Parking Ticket

ns0127 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:22:19 GMT

I went to the mall the yesterday. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on give a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a jerk. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ...

free sample draft writing books

ns0127 — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:54:57 GMT

Draft Writing Books Sample - Click Here

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free boat trailer ball cover

ns0127 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:10:07 GMT

We appreciate your help and your fellow boaters will, too, when you tell us about a boat ramp that we can include in our database. Give us as much of the following information as you can. For your trouble, we'll be pleased to send you a unique BoatUS Trailering Club Trailer Ball Cover

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Free ~ Luvs Welcome Kit ($5-off Luvs coupon, coloring page for your kiddo, copy of the Luvs Moms Mantra)

Kriss — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:42:56 GMT

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