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Cher
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PostSubject: I am my own grandpa!   Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:25 pm

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grow-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
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PostSubject: Re: I am my own grandpa!   Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:25 pm

I am sure you all have seen this before but i like it alot
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PostSubject: Re: I am my own grandpa!   Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:10 pm

Actually no, I had not seen that before- but it's cute. lol Thanks for sharing that one!
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PostSubject: Re: I am my own grandpa!   Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:17 pm

isnt it so wierd? I try and keep up and try understanding how this is possiable but get so confused by the end I dont know which way is up or down....lol
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PostSubject: Re: I am my own grandpa!   Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:35 am

My daughter had this song on a kid's cassette when she was little... she used to play it over and over until I was ready to pull my hair out! bounce
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PostSubject: Re: I am my own grandpa!   Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:48 am

Hilarious, thanks for sharing Smile
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